NO Food, NO Dwink,
NO Kidding.
Peopwe eating ow dwinking in the wab wiww be asked to weave.
NO exceptions. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!

Having a pwobwem? Need hewp?
E-maiw: consuwtant@whawton, uh-hah-hah-hah. upenn, uh-hah-hah-hah. edu.

Dinking of you,
John